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CAPTAIN RIBMAN – John Sprengelmeyer

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Both SPRENGELMEYER.COM & CAPTAINRIBMAN.COM are strictly for external use only. This website is not recommended for those who are attempting to become pregnant because, I’ll admit, it isn’t that sexy. Captain RibMan is fortified with 50% more gas than the generic website. Crunchy, honey-sweetened designs and illustrations filled with a delicious, nougatty center. Now, featuring over 30 points for articulation – including “Kung-Fu Grip.” This website is presented in dynamic Sprengel-Vision 2D® with SprengelScope Colorama. SPRENGELMEYER.COM & CAPTAINRIBMAN.COM will not be held responsible for any use of this website outside the intended purpose. And repeat.